dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

thunderstoned:

chapmen:

a modern hero

THIS IS GREAT, THIS IS TOO FUCKING GREAT OH MY GOD

toboldlygointothedogpark:

donnabella2k7:

ishallsustainamassiveerection:

stellavee:

quotetherobot:

So my senior friends wanted to do one thing before they graduated…

omg

I have watched this 15 times and I need more

He threw the drums sticks…


I can’t breathe

wavesinthetardislibrary dude. please. for all our sakes

ughjxnna:

OH MY GOD THIS CARD

celevia:

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

jeanthesexyhorsey:

Uh.

join tumblr

why is his face faded but his eyebrows not

itsbetterthananal:

the only thing you need to know about public school is that people go hard as shit during classroom jeopardy review games. there are no friends here

just-marvel-things:

Didn’t think i could get anymore excited about this film

impwhoretant:

impwhoretant:

I’M CLEAN

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i took

a shower

accio-percabeth:

sketch-elf:

A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.

I accept and fully support this headcanon

thats-trippy-man:

raptorific:

Swear to god, some guys are terrified that girls are faking common interests to impress them and act really hostile towards anyone they even SUSPECT of doing such a thing

but then they turn around and fake a whole friendship in the hopes of getting sex out of girls, and get mad at them when it doesn’t work

and they super do not see the irony in that

SOMEONE FUCKING SAID IT

basedgosh:

a national hero

elemeno-pee:

firelorcl:

"how did you fit so much text in that snapchat"

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But, seriously, how do you fit that much text in a snap chat